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This is a compilation-culmination of a story line that's been building for days.

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I'm the only human alive. Everyone else is a stupid primate.

Aug 2

That's why Sim Ant was my first computer game. I learned how to be Queen Ant, so I can teach it to humanity. That's sovereignty.

Aug 2

President Joe Biden. I'm the King. You must do as I say. Gaia is my wife.

Jul 31

There's no end to the self-repeating irony in the unstoppable orgasm of humor erupting from this train-wreck of announcements

Jul 31

I was completely serious. I called the White House several times. I steam-cleaned my unitard.

Jul 30

Everyone is dead or a zombie. I'm replacing Biden.

Jul 30

Universal Basic Income and Biden’s Boot Camp Now!Thanks for reading Planet Watcher! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.

Jul 29

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