This is a compilation-culmination of a story line that's been building for days.
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I'm the only human alive. Everyone else is a stupid primate.
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That's why Sim Ant was my first computer game. I learned how to be Queen Ant, so I can teach it to humanity. That's sovereignty.
President Joe Biden. I'm the King. You must do as I say. Gaia is my wife.
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There's no end to the self-repeating irony in the unstoppable orgasm of humor erupting from this train-wreck of announcements
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I was completely serious. I called the White House several times. I steam-cleaned my unitard.
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Everyone is dead or a zombie. I'm replacing Biden.
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