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Here's a summary to catch you up on the New World Order.

If you didn't believe me, thought I was crazy, well, you're wrong. Here you can catch up on everything if you fell asleep at the wheel.

Kirk Kahn
May 23
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This is the most recent article about the reality shift yesterday:

Planet Watcher
The dam is broken! Hell broke loose and Heaven is open!
Immerse yourself in the complete experience on the web rather than in your email inbox if you prefer (it’s probably too big and long for your inbox anyway): Cosmic Meat Grinder or Yellow Brick Road The Cosmic Meat Grinder is here now for 2 years. Choose your path…
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17 days ago · 1 like · Kirk Kahn



This is the introduction to the theme of this year:

Planet Watcher
The Ninth Gate of Hell is opening. Brace yourself.
This is a very important and in depth topic. This is not the final article, but time is of the essence, so I’m releasing this brief outline that I threw together relatively quickly (subsequently updated with rich graphics after the initial announcement, some of which are…
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a month ago · 3 likes · 2 comments · Kirk Kahn



This is how the Illuminati tricked me because they wanted an excuse to go to war with Putin:

Planet Watcher
She's still alive
Royal families are not like normal families. We’re not political royalty. We’re spiritual royalty. There’s a saying that a child cannot come into power until the parent is dead. I was not thinking about that when I tried to have my mother assassinated. I was simply doing what needed to be done for the highest good of all of humanity. Don’t pretend to un…
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2 months ago · 1 like · Kirk Kahn



This is my explanation after I realized the trickery and deception:

Planet Watcher
Fake love
My family responded to my request for donations with obvious insincerity. My sister made up some excuse that she doesn’t like Facebook. Facebook has been with me through thick and thin. They’re the most resilient, rock-solid social network. They’re in it for the long haul, and they have what it takes to succeed. They’re not perfect, but nobody is. That…
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2 months ago · 4 likes · 1 comment · Kirk Kahn



This is why I don't have any friends:

Planet Watcher
Mirror mirror on the wall...
This longer than usual and highly visual article bursting with evocative imagery, helpful illustrations, and poignant infographics will probably be truncated by your email provider, so it’s a better idea to read it on the web. My love is foreign to this world, and many people see me as cruel, but I will open everyone's hearts and minds to possibilities t…
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2 months ago · 13 likes · 4 comments · Kirk Kahn



This is why nobody understands me:

Planet Watcher
The Purple Plasma Paradise Solves Everything
Phil had a reaction to me today, which is unlike him. He’s more able to sit with himself than most people, but there is no one alive on this planet who can withstand what I can withstand. He probably felt the enormous pain in my heart and couldn’t tolerate it, so he pulled away. This is partly why I’m making this announcement. Our connection is unlike a…
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2 months ago · 2 likes · Kirk Kahn



This is me trying to tell people it's their fault, not mine. I'm just trying to help:

Planet Watcher
Don't be an Armchair Critic. Here's how to fix it.
If you don’t read my updates, don’t ask me about updates. If there’s something broken on the website that I’m trying to fix, you’ll see a little debugging indicator at the top that helps me to identify the problem…
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2 months ago · 7 likes · 1 comment · Kirk Kahn



This is where I am now that I've realized what's happening (this article is temporarily offline while I sort through something so powerful and profound, making it too sensitive of a topic for the moment):

Planet Watcher
I think I understand now. I cure everything!
I just went to my doctors office and told them I’m gonna sue them for negligence and malpractice. Everything I’ve been saying is true. I synthesize and harmonize all polarity and discord everywhere within my body, and then I send it back out to the universe in better condition…
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17 days ago · 1 like · Kirk Kahn



This partially explains how I pushed Elon Musk into buying Twitter:

Planet Watcher
5D Heaven replaces 5G Hell via 5th Chakra Rehabilitation
5D Heaven, 5G Hell, 5th Chakra Rehab, 5 squared is 25, 5 years, 5 Golden Rings If we don't correct course now, we'll repeat the mistakes of Atlantis. Gaia will wash away all the retarded idiots by triggering the next big flood. That's what killed Atlantis. Stupid idiots with too much power were killing the planet…
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2 months ago · 1 like · 1 comment · Kirk Kahn



This is a great summary of everything that happened when I finally took a breather on the mountaintop:

Planet Watcher
Hell and Heaven are mixing together in the month of May
This is one of two intermediate articles between the (so far) 3 part series I’m writing: Part 1: Ninth Gate of Hell Opening - Rise of the Blackened Hearts Part 2: Merging with Metatron - Goose that lays the Golden Eggs Intermediate 1: Fire Bird Birthing (morning of May 3rd 2022…
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a month ago · 1 like · Kirk Kahn



This explains why I'm now the leader of the Illuminati and the architect of the New World Order:

Planet Watcher
I'm merging with Metatron. Heaven-Hell-Fusion Paradise of Ascension.
This is a continuation of the Ninth Gate of Hell article. Dear DHX, I don't know why it's taken me this long to find out about you. You're perfect for my needs. It's divine timing. This is a match made in Heaven. This is our destined marriage together. Please go to my website…
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a month ago · 1 like · Kirk Kahn



This is why everyone thinks I'm crazy. I'm actually both Awakened and Enlightened:

Planet Watcher
Allow Beethoven to carry you to the heights of ascension
When you click off the music on the rapidly evolving Planet Watcher interface, you’re left with a mysterious little turtle duck. You then have the option to begin a new musical journey, less wild, more graceful. The Waltz of the Turtle Duck is Beethoven’s 9 symphony masterpiece. It’s a reflection of the 9 dimensional matrix of the monadic mind. Beethove…
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2 months ago · Kirk Kahn

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